Drake Curse: out. Curse of Sabrina Carpenter: in. Quakertown’s own curse has been on a warpath since the summer and most recently when she beat the Phillies and Cowboys all in one week:

Sabrina Carpenter is fully committed to the Phillies

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— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) October 9, 2024

The curse doesn’t stop there. For every team whose jersey she has worn, it has been one defeat after another. During the European Championships she wore an England jersey at Wembley Stadium and the Three Lions lost in the final. She wore a Man U goalkeeper jersey before the season and they are currently in 14th place. She wore a custom jersey at a show in Toronto before the Maple Leafs’ season opener. The next night, the Leafs had 47 shots on goal and lost 1-0 to the Canadiens. 47 SHOTS! She’s a witch, this woman! Your powers know no limits!

She was in Minnesota on Monday wearing nothing Vikings-related, so I’m guessing the undefeated season will last another week. She’s in Nashville Wednesday night, so we’ll have to check again. I want this girl to be spotted wearing a Mets jersey immediately. If you’re truly from Quakertown and still want to call the Wells Fargo Center your hometown show even if you rocked a Cowboys sweatshirt the next day, we need an IG story from you that puts you in head-to-toe The Mets show the safety gear to be removed immediately.

PS: I love telling people that Sabrina Carpenter is from Quakertown. It blows her away every time. It’s such a rush. When someone mentions Sabrina Carpenter, I’m itching to tell them soon after the conversation begins that she and I were probably at Q-Mart together at the same time. It’s a rush that only comes from being the first to break the news of a celebrity’s death. I wish I could describe the feeling of being the first to tell the people who died either way and seeing their shocked reaction. Morbid shit, but I can’t get enough.